Lil Wolfgang Bama started their days with their family, The Obamas. However, it seemed that they didn't want Baby Wolfgang so they left them in The Temple. Some time later, Barack Obama (AKA Big Barack) came to visit young Wolfgang Obama to tell them that they were a mistake and unplanned. Obama shortly left after this. After this encounter young Wolfgang dropped the O in Obama and became Lil Wolfgang Bama, where the "Lil" will always symbolise growing up in the Temple. Bama spent so much time in the temple within their youth that the temple passed its power onto Lil Bama and made them the all powerful God known simply as "The Entity".

Lil Bama would grow up to lead an eventful life. They first left their mark on the world when they stole their first wife. Berinda, 39F was alone on a walk one night in South Croyden. She had just purchased a small load of groceries: a loaf of medium sliced white bread, 2 pints of milk and a bottle of wine. It was a peaceful night as she passed a river along her path shrouded in trees. This night was cold, with a bitter air, but she was layered up so this didn't matter too much as she pictured her loving husband of 14 years making her a warm mocha for when she got back home. However, in the foliage between Berinda and the river was a rustling sound. Likely a cat, she hoped. Berinda loved cats. Before Berinda could investigate further and meet the kitty, a paper bag was launched onto her head behind. Her mouth was pushed and covered, gagged so she couldn't scream for help. She could feel her arms being tied around her as she felt the ground disappearing beneath her. She assumed she was being lifted up and taken away. But taken where? She worried. Her brain could only imagine the worst. A cave? A basement where she would be torn from limb to limb soaked in the blood of a million other victims? Her brain jumped and jumped, only panicing her further.

Thankfully Lil Bama took her to their house, where they made them a lovely mocha and gave them a bag of custard creams. However, this one-off crime quickly became an addiction of Bama. Wives went missing left, right and centre. It wasn't just women either - Bama took whoever he could, even taking widows at one point because "they used to count". Bama became an unstoppable force and a constant worry to marriages across the globe.

Lil Bama also killed a child named "Steve" for XP with poison.

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Lil Bama's life of joy would come to a quick and horrid end when they lost their prized freddo. Lil Bama did not appreciate either when their 60th wife, "Sarah" called them a hoe during "Freddo-gate".

Lil Bama had a group of friends known as the "Bromine Boys". The Bromine Boys were Lil Bama, Lil BroJay and Lil Un. As they were out exploring, BroJay informed Bama of Steve's survival, where Bama was shocked as they believed they had killed him. At this time, Lil Bama decided they wanted to control the world and used their powers as the Entity to trap people in bricks that were bigger on the inside and contained their own little worlds.

The Entity is a powerful creature. It can shape-shift and create matter out of nothing. Some say its wrath is unstoppable and so can its fury. The Entity, after trapping people and whilst in the form of Santa Claus - Australia's Favourite President - entrusted a Cat made of Pizza called Tim to look after the Bricks. However, after the bricks got a bit too funky, they exploded and let Tim and the people within (Lil Securityrisk and Lil Cheesesticks) into the real world. The Entity fought them off but failed. However, The Entity never loses and this is obviously just a trick.

Lil Bama lied. Steve was never just some child and was never just killed for XP. Steve was a member of Bromine and he never let Bama play squid games and he never appreciated Bama. Bama tells Steve about his sad and lonely childhood within the Temple.

Lil Bama used their entity powers to create 3 New Kingdoms: Bamaland, Pissland, New Pissland and America. Lil Bama decided that Lil Autotune, Lil Securityrisk and Lil Pp were getting "too big for their boots" and locked them up in the New Pissland Prison. They ended up breaking free from their cell within New Pissland and fled to Los Angeles, where they were hunted by Bama's FBI.

Lots of people in the media and in general speculate that Lil Bama has a Piss Infection. THEY DO NOT!!! LIL BAMA DOES NOT HAVE A PISS INFECTION!!!!!!

Lil Bama returns to Bamaland after following the convicts, Lil Autotune, Lil Pp and Lil Securityrisk. Under Lil Bama control, people are required to have a wife pass, which Bama can take whenever they please according to the "Wife Giving Act". Bama reveals they don't know where Steve (the child he killed) is, only that he is in space, and that he gave them fake XP in "So Hard 1", which they then put in the fridge. Lil Bama also threatens their powers as The Entity to put anyone who is disrespectful to them into a brick. Bama further states they do NOT have a "piss infection" and they just have a piss kink.

Bama and Autotune got into a major fight, where Bama ended up losing to Autotune and Lil Autotune got away. However, Lil Bama never loses and this is obviously just a trick.

Lil Bama finds themselves in a tree with a man named Lee and they fall for eachother. When Lil Bama falls from the tree, however, Lee is missing and Bama feels incomplete without him. Lil Bama is so sad and distraught over this. However, Bama quickly gets over Lee as they use their Entity powers to turn into a cow and go moo moo